The Line is Longer for a Reason

I learned an important lesson at a Phillies game the other night. There are times where time management is not as important as common sense.

If one is ever faced with the dilemma of facing two stands that serve the same sandwich, the intelligent choice is to man up and go for the longer line. Planet Hoagie and Tony Luke's both make chicken cutlet italian sandwiches. Luke's version is an orgasmic explosion of flavor that tastes great, even when burped 4 hours later. Planet Hoagie's version makes one wonder if that poor chicken really had to die for this sad knockoff.

Ladies and gentlemen, learn from my mistake. Take the extra couple minutes and get in the longer line. It's longer for a reason.