Renewable Energy Now! Wait...we have to study that first

NIMBY and payola still reign supreme. Project WhateverItIsToday sounds great, but we have to examine it's environmental impact, perform exhaustive studies, and make sure it is not in the backyard of anyone who matters.

It's not important that we harness renewable energy sources...just that we talk about it. If it sounds like we are trying, we all get participation trophies!