Nope, no Nuclear Program in Iraq

Yellowcake? What yellowcake? Ignore the man behind the curtain, and ignore the 550 metric tons of yellowcake. That was not for a nuclear program, it was for...

Snacks! Everyone loves snackycakes! Devil Derkas, Al-Aksa Bits, Anti-Zionist Dogs, Martyrcakes in 72 pristine wrappers!

/sarcasm