Do As I Say

Obscene executive pay is bad. Unless of course, you have the right connections, or work for Freddie or Fannie. Way to disclose the payouts on Christmas Eve so no one would notice.

Remember all those "If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention" bumper stickers? All the neocivil-libertarians? Where did they all go? Never mind, it's rhetorical.

We're at war with EastAsia. We've always been at war with EastAsia.

Jobs Created or Saved

Not my line, but a great one from John Stewart earlier in the week. When we look at the claims of jobs being created or saved by the stimulus, then look at the actual job numbers, there is only one thing that makes sense.

The jobs created or saved metric apparently includes handjobs and blowjobs.